chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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