So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He literally asked permission to hit on me
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
