so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We had sex on a dog bed..
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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