Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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