That's intense
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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