Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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