i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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