I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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