feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
No I am not eating basil off your cock
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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