He felt like a one man threesome
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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