She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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