i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Randomize
