I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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