Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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