He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Boobs are out for the taking
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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