This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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