He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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