Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
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