i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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