In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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