If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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