what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I AM VODKA MAN
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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