pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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