Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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