One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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