But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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