i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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