is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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