Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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