How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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