I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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