Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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