the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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