Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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