You made me cry and you don't even care
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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