There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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