I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize