So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
