And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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