Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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