You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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