Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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