i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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