he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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