mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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