Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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