I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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