dude i'm inner monologue high
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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