Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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