I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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