i jhust puked up my retainher.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
is that a dick in a sweater?
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